I hate the new blogspot. I hate mocks. I hate pointless lessons. I hate Year 7s.

This new blogger is so ugly :'( It makes me want to stop blogging. LOL. Yeah, that's all I've got to say really.

Just a little rant about my day:

This morning, I felt the need to sleep in and ALMOST missed my train. I was so lucky, it was delayed ^-^. First lesson was ICT, and because we had already completed our computing course, it was a free period. During this period my friend and I decided to do a little bit of online shopping. The clothes were quite pretty, but we couldn't find anything that were outstandingly nice. 

By the time we got to our maths lesson, we were already half asleep. Lately we haven't been doing ANYTHING in maths either, it might as well be another free. I forgot my practise papers to hand in, even though I completed them like 3 weeks ago. Sad times. 

I had a biology mock just before lunch today. We had the paper and 10 minutes into the exam, someone in the class informed the teacher that only questions 1-4 were on the paper when there should have been 7 questions. This meant that our teacher had to keep scrolling onto each different question on the interactive whiteboard, but SHE WAS NEVER ON THE RIGHT PAGE. I hadn't revised for this exam and around 25 minutes into the exam I turned over my paper, threw my pen down and almost started crying. I didn't though ^-^ so proud of myself. Lol. 

During lunch, my Muslim friend asked me to go to town with her to collect some shiz and I agreed. When we were walking, she started asking me stuff about a close male friend of mine and the relationship between us and it was really awkward.

Her: 'Everyone kinda knows about you two. Do you not mind any more or something?'

Me: 'Err it's kinda hard to avoid people knowing tbh. Nothing's going on, so it doesn't matter too much.'

Her: 'So it's alright now?'

Me: 'Errr not sure. I'd rather people not bitch about me... you know what our school is like...'

Her: 'Well going to town together isn't a very clever idea then.'

I was about to scream at her. Lol. After this, she casually mentioned that she had been in a relationship for a year with some guy and SHE NEVER BOTHERED TO MENTION IT. I've been friends with her since year 7 and she didn't once mention it. Bitch. LOL. But to be fair, I am the second person to know. I don't understand her though. She is really racist to my other Muslim friend (who is more liberal than she is) by saying how they are not following the strict Muslim rules and so on, yet she sneaks around with a boy for a year, which is condemned in her religion. I asked her why they broke up and she said 'I don't know. After a year it felt like we were just friends. Anyway I didn't really like the whole sleeping around thing.' and I was like 'O.O ehhh? SLEEPING AROUND?! YOU?! I swear you're not even allowed a boyfriend...' URGH IT MAKES NO SENSE. Meh.


In the afternoon I had a photography lesson. We sat there doing absolutely nothing. It's a waste of a lesson now, because we've finished our exam. I found out that some girl spend 80 quid printing out her photography pictures professionally for her display. Jeez, so expensive. LOL. Aiya! If you add up all the pointless lessons I've had today, it adds up to 4 out of 8 of my periods. SUCH a pointless day.


As if my day couldn't get any worse, some STUPID year 7 kids in front of me kept kicking the mud in the puddles backwards ON PURPOSE for fun. I was standing behind them. Wendy was NOT happy. They turned around and I said in a proper rude tone 'EXCUSE ME, could you PLEASE STOP kicking MUD at me. THANK YOU.'  They looked really scared. They apologised and I walked off. x] I stormed into the form room in the worst mood possible, slammed my books on the table and I ranted about the year 7s for the whole of registration. Damn, I hate them SO much. bw;oghwgkjnadvwv. 


After school, I was walking out of school with 2 friends. One was one of my best friends, and the other was a girl in my English class. I planned to meet a male friend in town after school and I try to let as little people know as possible. Now, my best friend knew that I was meeting him yet the other girl didn't. This was how the conversation went:


Other girl: So, where you guys going to?
Best friend: Oh I'm going to my bus stop.
Me: Erm I'm going to Santander. (Where I was meeting my friend) And you?
Other girl: Oh I'm walking past Santander!
Me: Erm great... O.O
Best friend: HAHAHAHAHAHA LOL. OMDAIZ. Please follow her and tell me everything that happens! You have my number right? TEXT ME.
Other girl: Oh I will. Ooooooh she's getting embarrassed now! Ahahahahaa.
Me: Oh dear... Fine, you can come with me... but please don't be weird or say anything. :') Pinky promise?
Other girl: Fine.
*Walking past*
Other girl: IS THAT HIM?!?!!?
Me: Er yeah... I'll see you on Monday, yeah? BYE.


So darn awks.


After that, my day got a lot better. ^-^ Yay. My friend and I walked around a bit, and although we didn't do much I still had lots of fun. We talked about the most bizarre things e.g. eating people. ^-^ He also showed me some baby pictures. Bare cute. Such a pretty baby... what happened? LOL I JOKE. Love you really. ^-^


I've written so much, lol. Kthnxbye.

Online shopping.

Instead of doing my revision and stuff, I've been searching random websites for pretty clothing... Here are my results x)
















I WANT THEM.

Prom.

That frustrating moment when you realise that some stupid person is selling your prom dress on ebay. I refuse to have the same dress as ANYONE. Swear down. If anyone turns up at prom with my dress, I will scream. It's not even that nice. :(
'More than 10 available / 36 sold'
You are kidding me. :(


OAB:OWDPJNFOUBEF@OEDLMWKNQLKWMQPQIWPHI BWE'NFW'WR'LNGL;W


:(

This is SO darn cute.

A year or two I was in China and I spent a whole summer watching this drama. It is SO cheesy, but it is SO cute and the most romantic I have ever seen. ^-^ These two are the cutest couple ever. :')


Here's the theme tune/song:

The two guys in white are so beautiful.
Here's the lyrics to the bit that I actually know:

 让我为你唱一首歌
  全世界都陪你听着
  这是爱 你会明白
  你是唯一 不可替代 
  让我为你唱一首歌
  闭上眼睛 把心交给我
  这一刻
  要你听见幸福的颜色
A vague translation made my me (therefore it's not great):
'Let me sing you one song
The whole world listen with you
This is love, you will understand
You are irreplaceable

Let me sing you one song
Close your eyes, hand your heart to me
At this moment
I want you to hear the colours of happiness/blessing'


This one is the most cutest scene ever. I admit, it made me cry a little the first time I watched it. It's SO cheesy, but I loved it. ^-^ I couldn't attach it, because it's not on youtube :(
http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/1iXJz7rVyn8/

The Hunger Games

I had a very interesting day.
 6.55am - My school alarm rings.
6.58am - Another random alarm rings.
7.55am - My actual alarm rings. I stayed in bed and Skype messaged a friend for a couple of hours or so.
9.00am - Get out of bed. Get ready to go out.
9.40am - Sit in front of TV drinking my tea and watching random channels. CBA to get up.
9.50am - Texts friend to check if she's awake. No reply.
10.00am - Bus leaves. Miss bus.
10.07am - Leaves house... Late. Walks towards tube station.
10.11am - Calls friend. Friend's phone is switched off. Starts to panic.
10.20am - Arrives at tube station.
10.26am - Train arrives... late (by one minute).
10.27am -  Calls friend again.
10.40am - Arrives at Harrow. Visits Boots and spends 10 minutes choosing make-up to buy. Maybelline Gel Eye Liner, Maybelline red lipstick, Rimmel foundation. (Y) They are all so beautiful.
10.50am - Get a call from my friend telling me that she woke up an hour late and she's arrived.
11.00am - Buy tickets to The Hunger Games and watch all the adverts.
11.25am - After 25 MINUTES of adverts and trailers, the film began. It was SUCH a good film, I loved it SO muchhhh! It's definitely a film worth seeing, I would love to see it again x) and I hope the next film comes out soon, because IT'S SO DARN GOOD. The film is like 3 hours long though. We got in there at 11, got out at like 2. O.O
2.30pm - Get some food and take the train back to her place.
For the rest of the afternoon, we had planned to revise. What we actually did was play with her soft and fluffy toy monkey, called Dawid (in a weird Chinese accent). We also played Tetris battle, mess about, take silly pictures and anything but work. LOL! I told my mother to pick me up at 4.30pm knowing fully well that she'd be late and giving her half an hour of time to be late in. She didn't pick up her phone, she didn't pick me up and I felt unloved :( In the end I had to walk, then get a bus. Sad times. She met me halfway and gave me a lift though. When I got home, mummy showed me her new dress and jewellery which she bought. I showed her my make up ^-^ yayyyyy!


Eventful day. People almost stood me up, TWICE. :(


I AM SO UNLOVED.


x)

Suits.

I am in love with suits. Suits are so darn fit. Bare love for suits. Yhkbye.

Dedication to Becca Wang. ^-^

Becca recently tagged me in a Chinese Stereotypes Tag game. You can see hers here.
Okay, here goes...


Do you get straight As at school?
I'd like to think I do, but in reality my grades range from A* to B. With Chinese parents most children tend to do quite well in school, but my parents don't really check whether I actually do my homework, coursework or revision e.g. my mother thinks that I have been revising for the whole Easter holidays for my GCSEs; in actual fact I've been playing Solitaire on my iPod the WHOLE time. I'd consider myself one of those students that really don't put any effort into school and is just plain lazy. I ALWAYS leave revision to the 5 minutes before each exam. This isn't great for me, but my grades could be worse I guess... From now on, I aim to do a lot of revision every day like a good Chinese student. ^-^


What part of China are you from?
This is rather complicated. My father is from Sichuan (the place full of spicy food). My mother is from Anhui (the place full of sunflower seeds). I was born in Anhui (even though my parents lived in Beijing), but a few weeks after birth we went back to Beijing and lived there till I was 4 years old. After this we moved to UK. Technically (if I am right), I should be from Sichuan because that's my dad's home town but I really don't have anything much to do with the place. I've visited a maximum of once in my whole life. I'd like to consider myself a Beijinger (I know that's not a word), because Beijing is a really nice place. Currently I have several apartments in Suzhou (near Shanghai), but I don't actually live there. LOL.


Do you fit into the Chinese stereotype?
No:
- I am not very clever.
- Although I know a little about music, I never sat down and learnt an instrument for more than 2 months or something. I always lost interest after a few weeks or I had lessons in China during summer holidays and couldn't carry on as I had to leave. I'd like to learn music, but I don't have enough patience.
- I have no interest whatsoever in K-pop, J-pop and so on. The only Chinese music I listen to is one or two songs on my iPod, what my 'sister' listens on speaker in my bedroom or whatever is on TV in China.
- I do not eat much meat, therefore I would never go anywhere near dog or anything of the sort.
- I don't wear glasses.
- I don't sell DVDs.
- I don't gamble.
- Nobody in my family works/owns a (Chinese) restaurant.
- I don't want to be a doctor.
- I don't know self defence, martial arts, karate, kung fu, tai kwon do etc.
- I don't know how to play Mahjong.


Yes:
- I am very short.
- I enjoy maths.
- I own a green buddha necklace... not quite sure where it is though.
- I CAN be shy and quiet.
- I've never gotten into trouble with the police.
- I use chopsticks.


Rice or Chao Mein?
Noodles, defo. Shanghai and Suzhou noodles are immense.


Does your future partner have to be Chinese too?
No, they don't. A while ago, my mother told me that I could either marry a white or Chinese man. LOL. Personally I'd prefer Chinese though.


Do you speak Chinese? Say something.
I speak fluent everyday Chinese (with a few grammar mistakes), but I don't understand '成语' (idioms). Chinese people enjoy speaking complicated Chinese. I also cannot write very well. I can't read more that 500 characters.


好无聊啊! 真没有意思。你还要我说什么？


Okay. Let's tag all the Chinese people on blogger.
- Natalie
- Nicole
- David
- Vicki
- Zi
- Angela
- Zun
- Andy
- David
- Victor
- Anyone else that wants to do this tag!


(I've missed out a few people, but I don't think any of you use Blogspot anymore)

I don't know what to say.

So around half an hour ago I went on my email, because I remembered that an email I sent a while ago never actually sent. Looking down the left hand side of my Hotmail webpage, I had created several extra folders e.g. LPSC, Chain Mail and so on. I hadn't been through these in a LONG time, so I thought 'Hey, I wonder what's in these emails!' Currently, I'm flicking through the chain mails are some are pretty cute... I'll quote a few.


'Never take someone for granted. Hold every person close to your heart, because you might wake up one day and realise that you've lost a diamond whilst you were too busy collecting stones.'


This next one makes me laugh SO much. Apparently it was written by a guy... excuse my commentary.

We guys don't care if you talk to other guys. (really? I doubt that very much)
We don't care if you're friends with other guys. (See above)
But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. (Lol who does that?)

It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. (we know you're there... we just don't really care... AND WHAT?)

We don't care if a guy calls>OR TEXTS< you,
but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. (2am is the best time to text...)

Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. (everything suddenly becomes more important after bed time, admit it's true)

That it can't wait till the morning. (impatient........)

Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/
cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. (Lol. Lies.)

Don't tell us we're wrong. (But you are...)

We'll stop trying to convince you. (Go for it)

The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. (Okay fair enough)

Yeah, you can quote me. (nah, don't really feel like it)

Don't be mad when we hold the door open. (who get's mad at that?)

Take Advantage of the mood im in. (wtf?)

Let us pay for you!
dont 'feel bad'
We enjoy doing it. (sure thing...)

It's expected. (LOL)

Smile and say 'thank you. (WHO DOESN'T DO THAT?!)

Kiss us when no one's watching. (See above)

If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed. (See above)

You don't have to get dressed up for us. (Err lies)

If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to
wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own. (who does that?!)

We like you for who you are and not what you are. (Okay this is kinda sweet)

Honestly, i think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's. (that's because she probably just slept with you...)

or my tshirt and boxers, not all dolled up. (yeah... see above)

Don't take everything we say seriously. (who does that?!)

Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it. (It's beautiful, we get it)

Don't get angry easily. (=.='')

Stop using magazines/media as your bible. (SO DARN AMERICAN)

Don't talk about how hot Chris Brown,
Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is in front of us. (But they are hot...)

Whatever happened to the word 'handsome'/'beautiful'
i'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me
with 'Hey handsome!' instead of 'Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy' or whatever else you can think of. (LOL stud... I should start using that...)

On the other hand im not sayin i woulndnt like it ether ; ) (HYPOCRITE)

Girls, I cannot stress this enough: if you aren't being treated right by a guy, dont wait for him to change!!!!! (For the billionth time, WHO DOES THAT?!)

Ditch his sorry butt, disgrace to the male population
and find someone who will treat you with utter respect (it's cool, I am treated with a lot of respect)

 Someone who will honor your morals. (this was SO not written by a guy.)

Someone who you can trust with your soul (see above)

Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest. (LOL is that possible?)

Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes. (Yeah I get it now.)

Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel. (HAVE YOU READ THIS? FEEL BAD FOR LEAVING ME IN UK FOR 18 FRICKING DAYS ON MY OWN! Much love.)

Someone who will stop what they're doing just to look you in the eyes....and say 'i love you' ..and actually mean it. (Fgs this is getting ridiculous)

Give the nice guys a chance. (This is worrying)

Guys repost this if you agree. (I wonder how many actually did)

Girls repost this if you think it's cute. (see above... I certainly didn't)

Every Guy who isn't a jerk will agree with this,
so we hope that all the girls that read this will repost this. (Lol. Gay)
ADVICE:
*Holding Hands
Girls :If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of
times. (No... you just hold his hand or wait till he holds yours... common sense love)






*Movies
Girls : During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder
Guys : Lift her chin up and kiss her. (This has been repeated way too many times)








*Loving each other
Guys : When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her
too... And mean it. (Lol as if she would know...)
?
By 12 am tonight, your one true love will realize how much they want you.. if you forward this on. (Or have the guts to tell them that you like them maybe? There's a better option. I'm sure that's worked out much better...)

Here's another one... the names in this crack me up so much...

Ey there, I'm David.You need to read this and you can't stop until the end or you will suffer a horrible death. If you think this is one of the boring chain-mail letters, then you are wrong. 
I'm going to tell you a story. The story is about a girl called Sara. Sara found a message one morning lying on her bed. She had no idea how it got there but how it did, we will not find out. The message said just one word, and that word was "Run". Sara thought it was her little brother pulling a prank on her, but she thought wrong. 
So sara burnt the note before she went to bed. When she woke up she found the same note lying on the bottom of her bed. Again, before she went to bed she burnt the note. The next morning, she found not a note, but a letter. The letter read: 
Sara, i am watching you, if you don't run i will kill you. Don't belive me? Well you are unwise. I will give you till Sunday at midnight to get as far away from this house as you can. 
Mary. 
Sara did not think this was real, so she carried on with her normal life. On sunday at midnight, she heard a bang from under her bed. She got up and turned her light on. She looked in her mirror on the wall and saw bloody Mary. She smashed the mirror with her hair brush and looked under the bed. Nothing. Then the light flickered and went out. She thought that the light bulb had just died. She was completely wrong. 
"I told you to run Sara, but you did not. I told you i would kill, you, and your life ends here." 
Sara turned around and saw a Girl wrapped in chains with blood dripping down her face. The girl, she guessed, was Mary. She belived now. Mary had a knife in her hand, a real knife, and stabbed Sara in the stomach nice and slowl, so Sara felt it to the fullest. Sara screamed and slowly bled to death. 
So you are thinking, "What does this have to do with me?" Well if you do not send this on Mary will come to your room on the nearest possible Sunday at mid-night and kill you. This is no joke. Don't be unwise like Sara. Be wise and send it on. 

And that concludes that the human race has turned insane. Much love, much love.

Okay, back to the point. My LPSC is full of stickypictaaaas... they're pretty cute. 


In the past couple of hours, I now have a boyfriend called Hilary. She's taking me out on a date to watch Hunger Games on Monday >:D Woooo! Yeah... she agreed to be the guy. LOL!

Much love.


This was a very long post. It's taken me AGESSSS.

Day 1 of REVISION

Day 1 starts with going to my friend's house to do revision... for once. I think we may be doing a little baking first ;D


Okay I'm home, LOL.

What did I do today? I revised x) and I watched a billion episodes of Cougar Town with my friend ^-^ LOL! Hmm... we also made cookies yayayayayay:) yumyumyum.


I got home at 6ish. My mother abandoned me to eat dinner in central London with a friend, so I made noodles. This day can't get any better, well it can but it's not going to happen so y'know... LOL. Is anyone else watching 'The Seeker: The Dark is Rising'? It's not bad.


Okay the truth is I feel crazy lonely right now. I DON'T LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE CALL ME AND DON'T TALK. I don't like it when my Skype doesn't receive random messages. I also don't like it when people Skype message me for 2 minutes then leave without actually talking to me. 


AHON'ergjob'2perwngvpinw'arg!


I miss you :(


This blog post is total jibberish LOL.

Indian food.

If I have one more mouthful of Indian food, I will actually puke. It's so filling D: I was full after starters. Lol.

My mother is so cute:') she has officially become addicted to wowcher, groupon and google chrome. Bare love for mummy (Y)

Names.

I have a history of names. That makes me sound like some retard on the run, LOL.

When I was born my parents named me 'Wanjun'/'婉君'. This name was chosen because my mother fell in love with some Chinese TV drama and the main character had that name. 

The story had something to do with her parents dying and her being some shy, behaving, little girl. As a child, I was ALWAYS a 'shy, behaving, little girl'... this scared the cr*p out of my mother and she thought 'I don't want my daughter having a life like that girl on TV!'. Don't comment, I know my mother is a little... weird. At this time, I was bullied quite a bit in primary school for my unusual name. Mummy changed my Chinese name to 'Weishan' or '伟杉'. It's actually a male name, but y'know... Lol. If my Chinese name was no longer ' 婉君', there wasn't much point in my UK friends still calling me 'Wanjun' so my parents decided that it would become 'Wendy' (because my mother liked Peter Pan). That's how we arrived at my current name. On my passport, it's still 'Wanjun'. Lol. I liked the name '婉君' :( it's such a pretty name.

What an interesting story, heh? Nah jk. But on a serious note... if any of you horrible people start calling me Weishan or Wanjun, I will slap your face.

Much love. xoxo

Iloveyou.Iloveyou.Iloveyou.

Bare love for my 'uncle' who fixed my laptop internet in 2 minutes. (Y)

I can FINALLY blog again. I'm well happs.

Okayokayokay. Let's talk about food.

Last night my 'uncle' came home from a football match (Barcelona + AC Milan... those words don't mean anything to me) and my mother was out, so I said hi. The first thing I hear is 'Do you prefer Chinese food or Indian food?' (obviously spoken in Chinese) I had never thought about eating Indian food before. Infact, I don't think I have ever gone out to eat Indian food. O.o This startled me a little. The rest of the conversation is as follows:

W: Well, erm, I've never tried Indian food.

U: Oh cool.

W: Er yeah...

U: OOOOOH THAT'S MISSION IMPOSSIBLE ON TV!

That concludes that I know very strange people. Yeahkthnxbye. Lol jk. I'm going to have Indian food tonight.

It seems to surprise many people that I have never had Nando's before. I should do that one day. Everyone's like 'OMDAIZ O.O I'm taking you to Nando's' ... and it never happens. Lol. Food is really not my thing, I have nothing to say about it. Lol. Anyone up for Nando's? Lol jk, I probably don't know half the people reading this.