I don't know what to say.

So around half an hour ago I went on my email, because I remembered that an email I sent a while ago never actually sent. Looking down the left hand side of my Hotmail webpage, I had created several extra folders e.g. LPSC, Chain Mail and so on. I hadn't been through these in a LONG time, so I thought 'Hey, I wonder what's in these emails!' Currently, I'm flicking through the chain mails are some are pretty cute... I'll quote a few.


'Never take someone for granted. Hold every person close to your heart, because you might wake up one day and realise that you've lost a diamond whilst you were too busy collecting stones.'


This next one makes me laugh SO much. Apparently it was written by a guy... excuse my commentary.

We guys don't care if you talk to other guys. (really? I doubt that very much)
We don't care if you're friends with other guys. (See above)
But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. (Lol who does that?)

It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. (we know you're there... we just don't really care... AND WHAT?)

We don't care if a guy calls>OR TEXTS< you,
but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. (2am is the best time to text...)

Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. (everything suddenly becomes more important after bed time, admit it's true)

That it can't wait till the morning. (impatient........)

Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/
cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. (Lol. Lies.)

Don't tell us we're wrong. (But you are...)

We'll stop trying to convince you. (Go for it)

The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. (Okay fair enough)

Yeah, you can quote me. (nah, don't really feel like it)

Don't be mad when we hold the door open. (who get's mad at that?)

Take Advantage of the mood im in. (wtf?)

Let us pay for you!
dont 'feel bad'
We enjoy doing it. (sure thing...)

It's expected. (LOL)

Smile and say 'thank you. (WHO DOESN'T DO THAT?!)

Kiss us when no one's watching. (See above)

If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed. (See above)

You don't have to get dressed up for us. (Err lies)

If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to
wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own. (who does that?!)

We like you for who you are and not what you are. (Okay this is kinda sweet)

Honestly, i think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's. (that's because she probably just slept with you...)

or my tshirt and boxers, not all dolled up. (yeah... see above)

Don't take everything we say seriously. (who does that?!)

Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it. (It's beautiful, we get it)

Don't get angry easily. (=.='')

Stop using magazines/media as your bible. (SO DARN AMERICAN)

Don't talk about how hot Chris Brown,
Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is in front of us. (But they are hot...)

Whatever happened to the word 'handsome'/'beautiful'
i'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me
with 'Hey handsome!' instead of 'Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy' or whatever else you can think of. (LOL stud... I should start using that...)

On the other hand im not sayin i woulndnt like it ether ; ) (HYPOCRITE)

Girls, I cannot stress this enough: if you aren't being treated right by a guy, dont wait for him to change!!!!! (For the billionth time, WHO DOES THAT?!)

Ditch his sorry butt, disgrace to the male population
and find someone who will treat you with utter respect (it's cool, I am treated with a lot of respect)

 Someone who will honor your morals. (this was SO not written by a guy.)

Someone who you can trust with your soul (see above)

Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest. (LOL is that possible?)

Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes. (Yeah I get it now.)

Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel. (HAVE YOU READ THIS? FEEL BAD FOR LEAVING ME IN UK FOR 18 FRICKING DAYS ON MY OWN! Much love.)

Someone who will stop what they're doing just to look you in the eyes....and say 'i love you' ..and actually mean it. (Fgs this is getting ridiculous)

Give the nice guys a chance. (This is worrying)

Guys repost this if you agree. (I wonder how many actually did)

Girls repost this if you think it's cute. (see above... I certainly didn't)

Every Guy who isn't a jerk will agree with this,
so we hope that all the girls that read this will repost this. (Lol. Gay)
ADVICE:
*Holding Hands
Girls :If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of
times. (No... you just hold his hand or wait till he holds yours... common sense love)






*Movies
Girls : During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder
Guys : Lift her chin up and kiss her. (This has been repeated way too many times)








*Loving each other
Guys : When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her
too... And mean it. (Lol as if she would know...)
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By 12 am tonight, your one true love will realize how much they want you.. if you forward this on. (Or have the guts to tell them that you like them maybe? There's a better option. I'm sure that's worked out much better...)

Here's another one... the names in this crack me up so much...

Ey there, I'm David.You need to read this and you can't stop until the end or you will suffer a horrible death. If you think this is one of the boring chain-mail letters, then you are wrong. 
I'm going to tell you a story. The story is about a girl called Sara. Sara found a message one morning lying on her bed. She had no idea how it got there but how it did, we will not find out. The message said just one word, and that word was "Run". Sara thought it was her little brother pulling a prank on her, but she thought wrong. 
So sara burnt the note before she went to bed. When she woke up she found the same note lying on the bottom of her bed. Again, before she went to bed she burnt the note. The next morning, she found not a note, but a letter. The letter read: 
Sara, i am watching you, if you don't run i will kill you. Don't belive me? Well you are unwise. I will give you till Sunday at midnight to get as far away from this house as you can. 
Mary. 
Sara did not think this was real, so she carried on with her normal life. On sunday at midnight, she heard a bang from under her bed. She got up and turned her light on. She looked in her mirror on the wall and saw bloody Mary. She smashed the mirror with her hair brush and looked under the bed. Nothing. Then the light flickered and went out. She thought that the light bulb had just died. She was completely wrong. 
"I told you to run Sara, but you did not. I told you i would kill, you, and your life ends here." 
Sara turned around and saw a Girl wrapped in chains with blood dripping down her face. The girl, she guessed, was Mary. She belived now. Mary had a knife in her hand, a real knife, and stabbed Sara in the stomach nice and slowl, so Sara felt it to the fullest. Sara screamed and slowly bled to death. 
So you are thinking, "What does this have to do with me?" Well if you do not send this on Mary will come to your room on the nearest possible Sunday at mid-night and kill you. This is no joke. Don't be unwise like Sara. Be wise and send it on. 

And that concludes that the human race has turned insane. Much love, much love.

Okay, back to the point. My LPSC is full of stickypictaaaas... they're pretty cute. 


In the past couple of hours, I now have a boyfriend called Hilary. She's taking me out on a date to watch Hunger Games on Monday >:D Woooo! Yeah... she agreed to be the guy. LOL!

Much love.


This was a very long post. It's taken me AGESSSS.